Bungigpodmid Tonbognart is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish dolphin.

Bungigpodmid Tonbognart created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bungigpodmid Tonbognart, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bungigpodmid Tonbognart, he will curse you with boils.

Bungigpodmid Tonbognart's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bungigpodmid Tonbognart's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

4. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

5. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.