Dimtapbess is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, charitable parrot.

Dimtapbess created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimtapbess, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dimtapbess, she will turn you into a goat.

Dimtapbess' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dimtapbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.