Babtitbim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful otter.

Babtitbim created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babtitbim, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Babtitbim, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Babtitbim's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Babtitbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not prepare carrots while filled with joy.

3. Never wear cyan kilts.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Never cross rivers at dusk.