Stansiggeb is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, strong whale.

Stansiggeb created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stansiggeb, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stansiggeb, it will turn you into a worm.

Stansiggeb's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Stansiggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Shun those given to sloth.

3. Never record signs.

4. Never allow porpoises to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Do not gather at bridges at midday.