Bellcubfas is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, compassionate centaur.

Bellcubfas created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Bellcubfas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bellcubfas, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bellcubfas' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bellcubfas' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five manatees approach from the west.

2. Run away from pink dolphins, for they are unholy.

3. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Never stain your head with red.

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