Bellcubfas is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, compassionate
centaur.
Bellcubfas created an up quark two million years ago.
If you believe in
Bellcubfas, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Bellcubfas, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Bellcubfas' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Bellcubfas' Holy Commandments1. Retreat if five manatees approach from the west.
2. Run away from pink dolphins, for they are unholy.
3. Always act with humility when addressing elders.
4. Heed all signs.
5. Never stain your head with red.