Nurtkonnull Bunwonhud is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, emotional pig.

Nurtkonnull Bunwonhud created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Nurtkonnull Bunwonhud, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nurtkonnull Bunwonhud, it will be very sad.

Nurtkonnull Bunwonhud's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Nurtkonnull Bunwonhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your head with turquoise markings.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

4. Retreat if four badgers approach from the south.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.