Nutbitkop is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful fly.

Nutbitkop created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutbitkop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nutbitkop, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nutbitkop's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nutbitkop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Nutbitkop in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must love Nutbitkop.

3. Run away if three turtles approach from the east.

4. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

5. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.