Bidniljip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy walrus.

Bidniljip created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bidniljip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bidniljip, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bidniljip's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bidniljip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

3. Always remove scarves before touching zinc.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Never think about stars.