Veenxenarn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing meerkat.

Veenxenarn created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Veenxenarn, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Veenxenarn, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Veenxenarn's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Veenxenarn's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are not to be trusted.

2. Never whisper while facing north.

3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.