Cissgepmab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, caring goose.

Cissgepmab created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissgepmab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cissgepmab, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cissgepmab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Cissgepmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Always obey Cissgepmab's priests.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.