Badmabrull is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, happy swallow.

Badmabrull created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Badmabrull, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Badmabrull, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Badmabrull's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Badmabrull's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never feed oranges to moths while wearing black kilts.

4. Always look after injured turtles.

5. Never stain your feet with yellow.