Fubranlan Rannildin Nilsas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, merciless jackal.

Fubranlan Rannildin Nilsas created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fubranlan Rannildin Nilsas, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fubranlan Rannildin Nilsas, he will curse you with boils.

Fubranlan Rannildin Nilsas' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fubranlan Rannildin Nilsas' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubranlan Rannildin Nilsas.

2. Do not place spinach upon stone.

3. Never mark doors with magenta.

4. Never mix cherries with water.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.