Babdithivmonbesskap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair bat.

Babdithivmonbesskap created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babdithivmonbesskap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Babdithivmonbesskap, it will turn you into a rock.

Babdithivmonbesskap's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Babdithivmonbesskap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Never think ill of sick voles.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.