Yimflantag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, conceited cat.

Yimflantag created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimflantag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yimflantag, she will turn you into a worm.

Yimflantag's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yimflantag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place beans upon stone.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never pour water over plants.