Kar is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tranquil hyena.

Kar created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kar, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kar, it will turn you into a hamster.

Kar's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kar's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Never handle carbon while unclean.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Kar on top of all buildings.

5. Do not shave your legs.