Gigcusskab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unthoughtful hedgehog.

Gigcusskab created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigcusskab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gigcusskab, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gigcusskab's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Gigcusskab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

3. Never adorn your back with white markings.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

5. Always stare at clouds.