Gatligquat is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, amazing fox.

Gatligquat created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatligquat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gatligquat, he will not invite you to parties.

Gatligquat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gatligquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow geese to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never feed tomatoes to pigs while wearing kilts.

3. Put Gatligquat first in all things.

4. Always look after injured foxes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.