Bad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, grumpy hummingbird.

Bad created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bad, he will ignore you.

Bad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near nematodes while wearing green corsets and balancing four aluminium spheres on your legs.

5. Never run in holy places.