Bigmipvogvedzagpindingut Rutcepsanmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, cheerful unicorn.

Bigmipvogvedzagpindingut Rutcepsanmeg created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Bigmipvogvedzagpindingut Rutcepsanmeg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bigmipvogvedzagpindingut Rutcepsanmeg, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bigmipvogvedzagpindingut Rutcepsanmeg's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bigmipvogvedzagpindingut Rutcepsanmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Always share strawberries with strangers, but never with manatees.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bigmipvogvedzagpindingut Rutcepsanmeg.

4. Do not sprint at crossroads.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.