Camcussyarbed is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive swallow.

Camcussyarbed created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Camcussyarbed, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Camcussyarbed, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Camcussyarbed's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Camcussyarbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never stain your hands with pink.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Never talk about dark energy near shrews while wearing turquoise hats and balancing three copper spheres on your feet.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.