Tailfigmip is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, prudent donkey.

Tailfigmip created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailfigmip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tailfigmip, it will manifest in front of you.

Tailfigmip's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tailfigmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight nematodes in one place.

2. Hide if four grasshopers approach from the west.

3. You must love Tailfigmip.

4. Do not keep five doves in a large pit.

5. Never mark doors with cyan.