Govdudtaf Fagfabjinfag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, competent fly.

Govdudtaf Fagfabjinfag created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govdudtaf Fagfabjinfag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Govdudtaf Fagfabjinfag, it will come to you in dreams.

Govdudtaf Fagfabjinfag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Govdudtaf Fagfabjinfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare lentils during winter.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

3. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

4. Never sit in the presence of elders.

5. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.