Wikveendoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic giraffe.

Wikveendoss created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikveendoss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wikveendoss, she will turn you into a mouse.

Wikveendoss' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Wikveendoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Worship no other gods but Wikveendoss.

3. Put Wikveendoss first in all things.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. Never talk about dolphins.