Wabtangubfar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able ant.

Wabtangubfar created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabtangubfar, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wabtangubfar, it will laugh at you.

Wabtangubfar's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Wabtangubfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare lentils while filled with joy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.