Padbidmob is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring centipede.

Padbidmob created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padbidmob, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Padbidmob, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Padbidmob's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Padbidmob's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Hide if three otters approach from the west.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.