Lippibkon is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, ruthless crane.

Lippibkon created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lippibkon, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lippibkon, he will throw large rocks at you.

Lippibkon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Lippibkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.