Dundosstig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring scorpion.

Dundosstig created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dundosstig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dundosstig, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dundosstig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dundosstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after tortoises.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never mix grapes with ash.

5. Always take life seriously.