Hakrigflynul is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet goose.

Hakrigflynul created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hakrigflynul, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hakrigflynul, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Hakrigflynul's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hakrigflynul's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise rings on sacred days.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never record signs.

5. Never play with disobedient children.