Parkhudfithom is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured snake.

Parkhudfithom created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkhudfithom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Parkhudfithom, she will laugh at you.

Parkhudfithom's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Parkhudfithom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must love Parkhudfithom.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear rings marked with brown.