Nibflamcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, passionate chinchilla.

Nibflamcuss created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nibflamcuss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nibflamcuss, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nibflamcuss' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Nibflamcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Do not prepare nuts while filled with pride.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nibflamcuss on top of all buildings.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.