Wapsatfig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, proud bear.

Wapsatfig created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapsatfig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wapsatfig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Wapsatfig's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Wapsatfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce at crossroads.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Wapsatfig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think ill of sick ducks.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.