Rawflisbintun is a god.

He takes the form of a small, emotional donkey.

Rawflisbintun created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawflisbintun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawflisbintun, he will be very unhappy.

Rawflisbintun's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rawflisbintun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always cleanse blood with water.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Never mention mites.