Quatcabxenweg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, uncaring faun.

Quatcabxenweg created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatcabxenweg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quatcabxenweg, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Quatcabxenweg's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Quatcabxenweg's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Quatcabxenweg.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must love Quatcabxenweg.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying bone.