Targflowhak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty lion.

Targflowhak created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Targflowhak, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Targflowhak, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Targflowhak's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Targflowhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Targflowhak.

4. Worship no other gods but Targflowhak.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.