Dutdunget is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient narwhal.

Dutdunget created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutdunget, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dutdunget, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dutdunget's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dutdunget's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in darkness.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Remain standing during prayer.

4. Do not gather at wells at midnight.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.