Jigdagzag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, pitiless dryad.

Jigdagzag created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigdagzag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jigdagzag, she will turn you into a plant.

Jigdagzag's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Jigdagzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with joy.

2. Never wear cyan coats on sacred days.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jigdagzag.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

5. Do not listen to music.