Tadstiptambid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, benevolent centaur.

Tadstiptambid created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadstiptambid, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tadstiptambid, he will turn you into a mole.

Tadstiptambid's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tadstiptambid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Tadstiptambid loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.