Dibligcar is a god.

It takes the form of a small, effective troll.

Dibligcar created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibligcar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dibligcar, it will cry a lot.

Dibligcar's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dibligcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Never allow aardvarks to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not gather at towers at dusk.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dibligcar.

5. Never eat spinach on fasting days.