Zedafmegjatbagorthomflat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing salamander.

Zedafmegjatbagorthomflat created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedafmegjatbagorthomflat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zedafmegjatbagorthomflat, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zedafmegjatbagorthomflat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Zedafmegjatbagorthomflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Zedafmegjatbagorthomflat on top of important buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.