Tiplogvin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, pitiless wren.

Tiplogvin created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiplogvin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tiplogvin, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tiplogvin's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tiplogvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

2. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Never fashion tools from stone.