Vonbarnbidhot is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered toad.

Vonbarnbidhot created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonbarnbidhot, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vonbarnbidhot, he will ignore you.

Vonbarnbidhot's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Vonbarnbidhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not name children after doves.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.