Fomgedmon is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, narcissistic coyote.

Fomgedmon created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomgedmon, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fomgedmon, she will turn you into a frog.

Fomgedmon's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fomgedmon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never sit in spring.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not chop down trees.