Pomflanzan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain hummingbird.

Pomflanzan created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Pomflanzan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pomflanzan, it will torture you forever.

Pomflanzan's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Pomflanzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Pomflanzan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Pomflanzan loves horses, so they must be honoured.

4. Never gather nine snakes in one place.

5. Never touch blood while blessed.