Minfetflab Figmabwod is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, merciful dugong.

Minfetflab Figmabwod created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minfetflab Figmabwod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Minfetflab Figmabwod, it will strike you with lightening.

Minfetflab Figmabwod's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Minfetflab Figmabwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not kill horses.

5. Do not shave your face.