Bassyamkongonzedmipnadcuss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-assured donkey.

Bassyamkongonzedmipnadcuss created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bassyamkongonzedmipnadcuss, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bassyamkongonzedmipnadcuss, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bassyamkongonzedmipnadcuss' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bassyamkongonzedmipnadcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Do not keep eight birds in a large pit.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Bassyamkongonzedmipnadcuss in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never gather five ants near doors.