Rawbemdid is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciless raven.

Rawbemdid created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawbemdid, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rawbemdid, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rawbemdid's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Rawbemdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Erect five gold sculptures of Rawbemdid on top of important buildings.

3. Always look after injured ants.

4. Do not wear shirts marked with turquoise.

5. Do not make images of living things.