Nulmonwip is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful armadillo.

Nulmonwip created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulmonwip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nulmonwip, she will cry a lot.

Nulmonwip's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Nulmonwip's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Retreat if eight birds approach from the north.

5. Never feed lots of oranges to sheep while wearing gray shirts.