Rulquafjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective hummingbird.

Rulquafjarn created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulquafjarn, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rulquafjarn, she will turn you into a worm.

Rulquafjarn's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rulquafjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your arms before prayer.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not wear skirts marked with brown.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Do not run in public.