Linniltif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured slug.

Linniltif created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linniltif, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Linniltif, she will turn you into a rock.

Linniltif's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Linniltif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Linniltif on top of all buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.