Wanyokren is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, bad-tempered fish.

Wanyokren created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanyokren, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wanyokren, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wanyokren's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Wanyokren's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

5. Always help sick gulls.